Cheese Loves Me

I was at the grocery store the other day, in the cheese section, of course. Remember how I bought a wedge of brie? That was the day.

As I was leaning over the cheese display, I noticed that some of the cheeses were jumping! I had no idea why, but I thought it was cute, so I didn’t report it.

A wedge of Coeur de Lion Le Brie jumped high enough to brush my cheek with a kiss. What a nice cheese! I just had to buy it, because it loved me. And so I bought it.