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  • Credit Curtain

    A credit curtain is a curtain made entirely of the credit cards that were once your source of pleasure and enjoyment.

    You’ll need:

    As many credit cards as possible
    Wire hangers
    Pliers
    Strong wire cutters
    A drill

    For this project, it helps if you have a large family, and if all of your family members are giving up their credit […]

    Friday 29th April 2005 - 12:54:01 AM | Comments (174)

  • Creditwiches

    Creditwiches are sandwiches that contain credit cards instead of cheese or deli meats.

    Why on earth would you do such a thing? Because the best way to guarantee that you’ll never see something again is to eat it. It’s a well-known trick that has been used for centuries.

    You’ll need:

    1 sub […]

    Wednesday 27th April 2005 - 11:38:36 PM | Comments (189)

  • Credit Comb

    It’s easy to make combs out of credit cards, though they tend to be scratchy and painful just like debt.

    You’ll need:

    a credit card
    an extra sharp pair of scissors
    sandpaper (optional)

    Cut long, narrow teeth into the credit card. Compare the teeth with those of a household comb if you are unsure of the widths. […]

    Monday 25th April 2005 - 4:50:36 AM | Comments (224)

  • Novelty Butter Knife

    Credit cards can be used as novelty butter knives.

    You will need:

    X-Acto knife, with a sharp blade
    bread
    butter

    Sharpen the bottom edge of the credit card by scraping it repeatedly with an X-Acto knife. Do this privately, so that you do not appear to be strange. When the credit card is sharp enough, it […]

    Friday 22nd April 2005 - 12:40:30 AM | Comments (201)

  • Confetti

    To make confetti, you’ll need lots and lots of old credit cards. Try collecting them in a bin at your office.

    Break the credit cards into halves and then into quarters. This gives you lots of big pieces of confetti. Then invite your bankrupt and debt-burdened friends over for a credit-cardless […]

    Tuesday 19th April 2005 - 4:12:37 PM | Comments (331)

  • Butterfly Credit Card Mobile

    This pretty mobile is made up of fluttering credit card butterflies!

    You’ll need:

    1 credit card per butterfly
    1 springy spring per butterfly (find them in clicker-style ballpoint pens)
    string
    twigs
    hot glue gun and glue

    Cut each credit card in half. With a strong pair of scissors, cut each credit card half into a butterfly wing. That […]

    Wednesday 13th April 2005 - 7:28:29 PM | Comments (134)

  • I Stopped Using Credit Cards!

    I was once a student with many credit cards. I collected them, one by one, filling out credit card applications here and there. Because I was young and without credit, most of my applications got accepted.

    Then I left college, and now I have no more credit cards. I have debit […]

    Wednesday 13th April 2005 - 6:48:49 PM | Comments (153)