Credit Curtain
A credit curtain is a curtain made entirely of the credit cards that were once your source of pleasure and enjoyment.
You’ll need:
- As many credit cards as possible
- Wire hangers
- Pliers
- Strong wire cutters
- A drill
For this project, it helps if you have a large family, and if all of your family members are giving up their credit cards at the same time. A credit curtain requires many more credit cards than you alone probably have.
Unfortunately, if all of your family members are in a position where they need to give up their credit cards, that is a bad sign. It probably means that you have no one else to turn to if you need money.
Begin by drilling four holes into each credit card, as close to the corners as possible. It doesn’t make a difference which drill bit you use, because you no longer care about your credit cards anyway.
Snip off a two- or three-inch piece of wire with your strong wire cutters. If you are having trouble, it means that you haven’t been eating enough lately due to overwhelming debt, so try and find someone who can help you with cutting the wire and who can cook a nice, homecooked meal for you every now and then.
Using pliers, bend the wire so that it almost forms a ring. Hook the ring through the holes of two credit cards, and then close the ring completely with the pliers.
Continue hooking together credit cards with rings until you are satisfied with the size of your curtain.
Once your curtain is complete, you can use it to hide from debt collectors when they come knocking on your door. Your curtain will be exteremely valuable to you for this purpose.
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