Creditwiches
Creditwiches are sandwiches that contain credit cards instead of cheese or deli meats.
Why on earth would you do such a thing? Because the best way to guarantee that you’ll never see something again is to eat it. It’s a well-known trick that has been used for centuries.
You’ll need:
- 1 sub sandwich roll
- cheese (optional)
- any sliced deli meat, e.g. bologna since it’s cheap (optional)
- lettuce
- the credit cards that you wish never to see again
Make an ordinary sub sandwich, without the credit cards. Go ahead and use up all the normal ingredients.
Then carefully insert the credit cards into the very center of the sandwich, so that they are as unnoticeable as possible.
Finally, eat the entire creditwich. It may be difficult to bite the credit cards, so use a knife if it helps. It also may be difficult to swallow the bits of credit card even after you have bitten them. Debt is like that because you can’t get rid of it that easily. Unfortunately, you can’t just swallow your debt and forget about it.
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