Credit Card Fun!

Creditwiches are sandwiches that contain credit cards instead of cheese or deli meats.

Why on earth would you do such a thing? Because the best way to guarantee that you’ll never see something again is to eat it. It’s a well-known trick that has been used for centuries.

You’ll need:

1 sub […]

It’s easy to make combs out of credit cards, though they tend to be scratchy and painful just like debt.

You’ll need:

a credit card
an extra sharp pair of scissors
sandpaper (optional)

Cut long, narrow teeth into the credit card. Compare the teeth with those of a household comb if you are unsure of the widths. […]

Credit cards can be used as novelty butter knives.

You will need:

X-Acto knife, with a sharp blade
bread
butter

Sharpen the bottom edge of the credit card by scraping it repeatedly with an X-Acto knife. Do this privately, so that you do not appear to be strange. When the credit card is sharp enough, it […]

To make confetti, you’ll need lots and lots of old credit cards. Try collecting them in a bin at your office.

Break the credit cards into halves and then into quarters. This gives you lots of big pieces of confetti. Then invite your bankrupt and debt-burdened friends over for a credit-cardless […]