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Posted on 05.05.05 by Patent My Ideas @ 2:24 pm
This device distorts the signals to and from all cell phones within a certain radius of you. Perhaps your hearing radius (i.e. anything within hearing distance). It also prevents new calls from coming in. That way, you won’t have to put up with the annoying ringtones of all the cell phones around you. It is great for movie theaters, libraries, and even cars. I don’t know if this device exists already, or if it would be illegal. If it exists, it should be marketed more strongly. If it’s illegal, a legal version should be made that follows all the rules. Filed under: Possible and Realistic and Potential for Infomercials and Useful and Utility Patent and Controversial Comments: 133 Comments |
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Posted on 04.27.05 by Patent My Ideas @ 11:22 pm
This kitchen appliance takes shredded, grated, or crumbled cheese and transforms it into a solid block of cheese. It sounds pointless at first, but give it a chance. Here’s why: you can mix different varieties of shredded or grated cheese together to create your own new types of cheese. For example, let’s say your favorite cheeses are cheddar, parmesan, and feta. You put shredded cheddar, grated parmesan, and crumbled feta cheese into the appliance. Flip the switch, and wait for the cheese to be created. When the light turns off, your cheese is done. Remove your cheese from the appliance and slice it. Congratulations, you have successfully made cheddar-parmesan-feta. Use the slices of your cheese for sandwiches, or serve them on a pretty tray with crackers. Your party guests who have already tasted every standard variety of cheese will be pleasantly surprised. Filed under: Strange and Potential for Infomercials and Improbable and Useful and Utility Patent Comments: 204 Comments |
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Posted on 04.26.05 by Patent My Ideas @ 9:57 am
Like a bread machine, a salad machine turns raw ingredients into something delicious that would otherwise take time to create. Put the head of lettuce in the main compartment. Add hard vegetables, such as carrots and cucumbers, to one of the side compartments to be sliced. Add soft vegetables, such as tomatoes, to another compartment to be sliced more carefully. Add dressing to another side compartment to be tossed with the salad. Add cheese, nuts, and other small bits to another side compartment to be mixed in during tossing. To clean it, you just have to fill the side compartments with soap and water, put the machine into cleaning mode, and simply turn it on. It washes itself, collecting bits and pieces in a single mesh-lined compartment for easy disposal. Filed under: Possible and Realistic and Potential for Infomercials and Useful and Simplifies your Life and Utility Patent Comments: 1429 Comments |
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Posted on 04.24.05 by Patent My Ideas @ 4:46 pm
This chair has an attached blanket, to keep you warm. Sit in the chair, and pull a flap of the blanket over yourself from each side of the chair. Since the blanket is actually part of the chair, the seal between the blanket and the chair is much stronger than if you had covered yourself with an ordinary blanket. To make the blanket easier to wash, the chair-blanket cover could be removable. Simply slip off the cover, put it in the laundry, and it’s fresh again. Filed under: Possible and Realistic and Potential for Infomercials and Useful and Utility Patent Comments: 460 Comments |
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Posted on 04.20.05 by Patent My Ideas @ 11:59 am
The Air Bookshelf prevents books from collecting dust and acquiring odors over time. It works by circulating a current of air throughout the shelves, once a day. Dust is dislodged from the tops of books, and enough air flows between the pages of the books to keep them fresh. Vents along the sides, tops, bottoms, and backs of bookshelves remove the stale, day-old air and replace it with purified air from the room. Purification ensures that the dusty air is not recirculated into the room, nor is unclean air from the room (e.g. air with oil and cooking odors) circulated into the books. Filed under: Possible and Realistic and Potential for Infomercials and Useful and Utility Patent Comments: 149 Comments |
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Posted on 04.14.05 by Patent My Ideas @ 2:25 am
This device induces dreams in the subject of your choice. Dreams can be productive, or they can be a utopian vacation. You can meet people and fall in love, or you can hang out with your childhood friends. At a chosen interval, the device will speak keywords and key phrases relating to the subject that you want to dream about. The voice is soft enough not to awaken you, but it is loud enough to influence your dreams. Dreams are often filled with highly creative, random thinking. A dream inducer can help you make the most of your dreamtime, in the ways that you want to use the time. Filed under: Possible and Realistic and Strange and Potential for Infomercials and Utility Patent Comments: 590 Comments |
