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Posted on 11.09.05 by Patent My Ideas @ 2:03 am
An extra tall box of tissues would sit on the floor next to any bed, chair, or sofa. It would be so tall that no table underneath would be necessary. This great invention would be a dream come true for people with severe allergies. A height of two feet would be sufficient. Filed under: Possible and Realistic and Strange and Useful and Graphical and Design Patent Comments: 212 Comments |
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Posted on 08.11.05 by Patent My Ideas @ 11:15 pm
This mug has multiple handles so that you can share coffee, juice, etc. with your sweetheart while sitting across or at an angle from him or her. The extra handles might get annoying while you are trying to drink. To avoid this problem, there should be enough drinking space between handles. Maybe three or four handles would be optimal. Filed under: Possible and Strange and Useful and Utility Patent Comments: 9088 Comments |
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Posted on 04.27.05 by Patent My Ideas @ 11:22 pm
This kitchen appliance takes shredded, grated, or crumbled cheese and transforms it into a solid block of cheese. It sounds pointless at first, but give it a chance. Here’s why: you can mix different varieties of shredded or grated cheese together to create your own new types of cheese. For example, let’s say your favorite cheeses are cheddar, parmesan, and feta. You put shredded cheddar, grated parmesan, and crumbled feta cheese into the appliance. Flip the switch, and wait for the cheese to be created. When the light turns off, your cheese is done. Remove your cheese from the appliance and slice it. Congratulations, you have successfully made cheddar-parmesan-feta. Use the slices of your cheese for sandwiches, or serve them on a pretty tray with crackers. Your party guests who have already tasted every standard variety of cheese will be pleasantly surprised. Filed under: Strange and Potential for Infomercials and Improbable and Useful and Utility Patent Comments: 204 Comments |
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Posted on 04.14.05 by Patent My Ideas @ 11:51 am
Let’s face it, getting a patent is a long, arduous process. You have to break through various levels of bureaucracy, including lawyers. Wouldn’t it be nice if you could type in a simple Unix command to get a patent? Just specify a filename where your invention’s description is located on your computer. The computer would search for existing patents that are similar and return a list. You sort through that list, and if you still want to go through with the patent, it’s easy. The computer prompts you, “File patent? There will be a $500 charge to your PayPal account. Is that okay?” If you go through with it, the computer pays the filing fees, and then you get a confirmation receipt. Then you get a certificate in the mail, or whatever you’re supposed to get. But isn’t Unix terribly complicated, you ask? Yes, but nowhere near as complicated as the process of getting a patent. Filed under: Strange and Improbable and Useful and Simplifies your Life Comments: 269 Comments |
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Posted on 04.14.05 by Patent My Ideas @ 2:25 am
This device induces dreams in the subject of your choice. Dreams can be productive, or they can be a utopian vacation. You can meet people and fall in love, or you can hang out with your childhood friends. At a chosen interval, the device will speak keywords and key phrases relating to the subject that you want to dream about. The voice is soft enough not to awaken you, but it is loud enough to influence your dreams. Dreams are often filled with highly creative, random thinking. A dream inducer can help you make the most of your dreamtime, in the ways that you want to use the time. Filed under: Possible and Realistic and Strange and Potential for Infomercials and Utility Patent Comments: 590 Comments |
