Fridge With Soda Dispenser
Posted on 11.09.05 by Patent My Ideas @ 2:09 am

A refrigerator that dispenses crushed/cubed ice, water, and your favorite soda.

Does this exist already?

I’m not talking about a fridge with a dispenser compartment that you can fill up. I am referring to a fridge with syrup and carbon dioxide compartments. The soda pop should get mixed on the spot, like it does in commercial soda dispensers.


Filed under: Possible and Useful and Utility Patent
Comments: 194 Comments

Extra Tall Kleenex Tissue Box
Posted on 11.09.05 by Patent My Ideas @ 2:03 am

An extra tall box of tissues would sit on the floor next to any bed, chair, or sofa. It would be so tall that no table underneath would be necessary.

This great invention would be a dream come true for people with severe allergies.

A height of two feet would be sufficient.


Filed under: Possible and Realistic and Strange and Useful and Graphical and Design Patent
Comments: 212 Comments

Mug with Multiple Handles
Posted on 08.11.05 by Patent My Ideas @ 11:15 pm

This mug has multiple handles so that you can share coffee, juice, etc. with your sweetheart while sitting across or at an angle from him or her.

The extra handles might get annoying while you are trying to drink. To avoid this problem, there should be enough drinking space between handles. Maybe three or four handles would be optimal.


Filed under: Possible and Strange and Useful and Utility Patent
Comments: 9088 Comments

Pedestrian Horn
Posted on 06.21.05 by Patent My Ideas @ 1:42 am

Cars and bicycles have horns, which come in handy especially to avoid dangerous situations. Pedestrians do not have horns, and except for the occasional screaming pedestrian, they are basically silent.

A pedestrian horn would help pedestrians avoid dangerous situations. It could be worn as a necklace or watch, or even slung over a shoulder like a purse.

It would be especially useful for crossing the street in crosswalks without stoplights.


Filed under: Possible and Useful and Utility Patent
Comments: 452 Comments

Automatic Suitcase Bed
Posted on 05.24.05 by Patent My Ideas @ 1:40 pm

Open the suitcase, and it instantly transforms into a twin bed.

Press another button, and the springs in the twin bed’s legs instantly transform and compress the bed small enough to fit into the suitcase again. Then you just close the suitcase.

Unlike existing suitcase beds (if they exist), this one transforms with minimal effort.


Filed under: Useful and Utility Patent
Comments: 374 Comments

3 in 1 Washer-Dryer-Folder
Posted on 05.13.05 by Patent My Ideas @ 6:14 pm

I was about to invent the 2 in 1 Washer-Dryer, but then I did a quick internet search and realized that it had already been invented:

So how about a 3 in 1 Washer-Dryer-Folder? It goes through a wash cycle, then a dry cycle, and finally a fold cycle.

Folding machines exist, so the idea is not completely impossible. This washer-dryer combo would simply have a folding machine integrated somewhere in its body.

It would leave you with a nice, clean, folded pile of laundry, which would be wonderful.


Filed under: Possible and Realistic and Useful and Simplifies your Life and Utility Patent
Comments: 233 Comments

Cell Phone Signal Canceler
Posted on 05.05.05 by Patent My Ideas @ 2:24 pm

This device distorts the signals to and from all cell phones within a certain radius of you. Perhaps your hearing radius (i.e. anything within hearing distance).

It also prevents new calls from coming in. That way, you won’t have to put up with the annoying ringtones of all the cell phones around you.

It is great for movie theaters, libraries, and even cars.

I don’t know if this device exists already, or if it would be illegal. If it exists, it should be marketed more strongly. If it’s illegal, a legal version should be made that follows all the rules.


Filed under: Possible and Realistic and Potential for Infomercials and Useful and Utility Patent and Controversial
Comments: 133 Comments

Magazine Autoscanner
Posted on 05.04.05 by Patent My Ideas @ 9:02 pm

Toss an old magazine into the magazine autoscanner, and all the articles in it will automatically be scanned.

When the autoscanner gets full, you can empty the magazines into your recycling bin. You won’t have any regrets, because if you ever need to refer to an article in an old magazine, you’ll have a copy on your magazine autoscanner.

Just plug the magazine autoscanner into your computer to download or search the articles.


Filed under: Improbable and Useful and Utility Patent
Comments: 10511 Comments

Hammock with Alarm
Posted on 05.03.05 by Patent My Ideas @ 8:22 pm

This hammock lets you sleep peacefully for awhile. Then, at the requested time, it flips over and drops you onto the ground.

You set it just like any other alarm clock. It is less annoying than typical alarm clocks in that it does not beep, but it is much more annoying in that it forces you to wake up.

Which could be a good thing.


Filed under: Improbable and Useful and Utility Patent
Comments: 218 Comments

Voice-Operated Cellphone Charger
Posted on 05.01.05 by Patent My Ideas @ 11:54 pm

This phone charger collects and stores energy as you talk into the phone’s microphone.

As you talk into a microphone, your voice generates a voltage. The phone charger would transfer the energy directly into the phone’s battery.

The charger is built into the phone, so you don’t have to worry about carrying around extra cables.


Filed under: Useful and Utility Patent and Impossible
Comments: 362 Comments

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