The Ordinary Review

While taking pictures of my sofa, I found my remote control. Many thanks to Michael for asking me to take pictures of the sofa. If it weren’t for him, I might never have found the remote.

A month ago, I would have given the remote control a fabulous review. It just makes life so much easier, because you can just sit around without ever having to touch the TV directly.

But now I give the remote control an average review. I realized during the past month that I really didn’t need it. I sit about 10 feet away from the television, which isn’t much of a distance to walk in order to change channels. Furthermore, I don’t really like to change channels. Channel surfing makes me feel like my life is a meaningless waste of time, but that’s really not true. I promise that’s not true! Please believe me, despite the fact that I spend a lot of time updating blogs like this one which seem like a waste of time.

The other point against the remote control is that it is dusty from being under a sofa cushion for so long. I did not bother to clean it off, because I am a busy, busy person. Dusty objects automatically receive a lower rating than clean ones, because they irritate my sinuses.

To summarize this review, I give the remote control an average review. I would have given it an excellent review a month ago, but it is less appealing now that I have lived without it and since it has gotten dusty.